See if you can spot the real headlines and the ones I made up:
Bluebonnets, Barbed Wire and Quails: a Retrospective at the Museum of Western Art
Home Town Hero: Fifty Years of Perfect Attendance at Rotary and Sunday School
San Angelo Resident Accused of Drunk Driving
Ingram Students, Teacher, Write Original Play
First Jew in 50 Years Moves to Kerrville
County Pays for Slave Ranch Memorial Marker
I'll tell the answers tomorrow.